Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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PENIS

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Women drivers...

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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