WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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