- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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