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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

I am quite mature.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A penis walks into a bar..

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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