An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Once, I went to Peru.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I have cancer. And you're next.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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