Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

call me maybe.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Kyle grund parker coffey

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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