Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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