- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A fat guy!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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