knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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