- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Sarah Palin.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call an arab ?

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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