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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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