- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock come in.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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