What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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