- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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