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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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