- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

what do you call a black guy african american

hers a joke... japanese people

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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