Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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