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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

dat shoe shine tho

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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