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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock knock. Its open.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

My Nan, that is all.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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