- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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