What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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