- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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