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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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knock knock Goodbye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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