- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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