- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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