- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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