- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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