why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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