- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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