want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What ryhmes with turtle rape

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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