Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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