- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Small Penis.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Black people in Camden NJ.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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