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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Rush Limbaugh

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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