- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Justin Bieber.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

you give like i give lomain

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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