Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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who else is on here?

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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