Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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