- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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