What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Gay republicans

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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