- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

My spelling is horrible

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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