- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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That's illegal What? Your mom

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

the WNBA

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Michael Brown

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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