-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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