- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Sloths

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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