Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How old are you? 7

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A dog was barking at a tree

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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