In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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how do you win a game try your best

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homosexual rights to marriage

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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