- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Nobody cares maddie!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's big and long? My dick.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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