- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

homosexual rights to marriage

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

how do you win a game try your best

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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