- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

an ethopian thanksgiving

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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