What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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