- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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