- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why are black people so fast? because there black

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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