- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why so serious ?

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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