- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What's big and long? My dick.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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