- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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