what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

purple pickles

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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