- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I'm rick james bitch

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