- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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