Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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