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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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