- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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