- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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