What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

You were born.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why didn't he finish his

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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