A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Take wrong turns

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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