kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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