- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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