What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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