- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Sarah Palin.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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