- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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