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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

The New York Giants

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

WOw you have no life

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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