A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Women's Rights

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