- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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