Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

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