You're a big fat monkey.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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