- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What fires shots? A gun

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Jack Stevens

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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