Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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