What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

nolan is gay

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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