Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Happy Monday!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How about that airline food?

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

This is an anti-joke.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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