- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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