- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

I'm homeless.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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