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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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