Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

You having friends.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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