HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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I like poop in my butt

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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