How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A young baby died.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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