- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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