Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Homo say what?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

penis in the camel

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

a black man pays his child support

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

You know whats better than 24? 25

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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