Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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