- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what are three short words? i a am

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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