what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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White men's rights

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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