- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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