- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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