- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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