Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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I C U P White stuff

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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