- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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