What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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