- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Granny porn!

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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