- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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