- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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