what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Your mother just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

hashtags suck balls

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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