- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a duck?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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