What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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