- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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