What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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