what are you mike bibby?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

David Cameron

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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