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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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