- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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