- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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