penis in the camel

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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My jeans

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Anti Joke

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