- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

The New York Giants

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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