- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Ain't idn't a word.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Feminism

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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