- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

David Cameron

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

The child was fired from his job.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Justin with a hat.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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