Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

my egg roll

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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