- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

-knock knock! -doors open

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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