- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

the economy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

White NBA players.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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