- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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