Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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