- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

taking out the trash... at night

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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