- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

FUCK THE JEWS

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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