- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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