- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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