- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why did the zebra cross the road?

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