A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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