- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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