- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

think twice or at least think

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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