- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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